And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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