just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
My vagina is very pro this idea
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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