It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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