I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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