Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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