Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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