sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
As shirtless as possible
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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