My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
one two three fourrrrnication!
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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