But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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