he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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