that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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