They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Success! We fucked roommates!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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