508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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