belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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