Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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