They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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