it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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