Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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