The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
