Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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