i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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