You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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