Where is the hickey?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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