dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
this boner is exhausting
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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