My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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