these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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