Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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