No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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