I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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