there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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