what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
pray to the hookup gods
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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