Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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