is wine microwaveable?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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