I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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