Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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