But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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