I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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