He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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