yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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