I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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