: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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