I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
he shaved USA in his pubs
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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