so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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