He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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