I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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