dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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