ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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