whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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