who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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