So drunk its hurt
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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