Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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