If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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