I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He's a Shit stain on my heart
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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