So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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